My tremendous intuitive sense informs me that you may be looking for a certain pirate captain to attend your next soirée.
Well mate, look no further. Captain Jack is available for all your raiding and pillaging needs. All right, less pirate-y activities like birthdays, graduations and corporate events are fine too.
While it's true there may be other pirates roaming about out there, few work as hard to make your event as memorable as possible. I have been doing this for the better of five years now, and a professional improv actor for more than 17, so I knows what I'm doin'. Count on that.
So without further belay, take a look 'round and feel free to give ol' Jack a call if you need anything. Savvy? By the way, I've hidden some secrets on this first page, so click around and see what you find.
Special Announcement! The infamous Captain Hook has recently joined our 'Crew' and is available to join in on the fetsivities.