Plain and simple mates. Despite being a pirate, I am not out looking for ill gains. Should you decide to hire me for your event, I make the following promises:
I will put on a performance your guests will never forget, and will
do so in a clean, safe and audience age appropriate manner.
I do not break character during a performance, ever, unless of course emergency dictates that I do. With this in mind, please know that any drunken behavior is an ACT. I do not and will not consume any alcoholic beverages before or during your event. I do not smoke or use any drugs. In reality, not in character, I am about as clean and sober a human being as you are likely to meet.
I will never insult your guests. I will tease them, but all in good
fun. I have been a professional improv actor for more than 18 years
and know how to treat people.
The bottom line is I will do everything in my power to make your event fun, safe and memorable. If you ever have any concerns I am more than happy to discuss them with you.